Nov
3rd
Wed
3rd
It’s definitely time for a vacation. Austin in December?
Nov
18th
Wed
18th
Emo penguin?
Nov
12th
Thu
12th
Mmm Ravenous Pig!
Oct
27th
Tue
27th
Good things are happening. Changes are taking place. I’m excited to see where this will take me.
Oct
19th
Mon
19th
I now post blogs from my new iPhone!
This is out on Tuesday, you guys!
Sep
21st
Mon
21st
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’ On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’
She calmly turned her head and said,
‘In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.’ To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch’
LMAO I just died
Sep
12th
Sat
12th
(via zooeydeschanel)
seriously, i want her entire wardrobe. even though this dress is probably not hers, i love everything she wears.
Ordered by most used:
love ryan pretty adams tonight night days time little magic food people week awesome stoked tomorrow happy life actually movie
words cannot describe this feeling i’ve got.
